Daily mobile awesomeness #03

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Ha haaaa, totally genuine slice of awesomeness today. Had the bros and sisters round tonight for some good food, drink and chats for my amazing wife's late birthday get together type dealio and we cracked out the mega panettone I got at Christmas and the most awesome thing happened.

We dusted it. We put some candles on. We did a round of happy birthday...then we cut it. Aaaand it looked like a massive cock so like grown ups we squirted a pair of creamy balls on there with chocolate star pubes and tucked in.



Pure, unhinged, ferocious awesomeness.



Enjoy.

Sick panettone

Panettone cock and balls

Day of the cock and ball triffids

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